Thursday, 25 September 2014

Dear David

Dear David,

You will not be surprised to hear that my belief in you as a prime minister has not increased after your schoolboy boasting of the Queens reaction to hearing about the Scottish Independence vote. A stupid move really that I am sure would have seen you up before the head at your nice school but of course now the head you will see is the Queen herself.

I hear you are embarrassed, perhaps you should have reigned in your smug boasting comments the other day while speaking about it.

Somehow I doubt the Queen purred, for starters she is not a cat. Methinks she might be well riled and although I am sure she is too polite to say much I hope Prince Phillip is in the room.

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