Crackers and not me well almost perhaps...
Why do fish live in salt water.........................because pepper makes them sneeze
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke....................because he didn't want to swim on a full stomach
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant................ a computer with lots of memory
And finally
What makes pirates such good singers...............they can hit the high C's
Do they get better or worse, does it depend how much you pay, are they really made up by MP's sitting on the benches bored by speeches!!!!!!!!!
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