The Cambridge Guided Busway was built to try out the latest breeding attempts by Cambridge University to breed snails capable of high speed, why to defoliate crops in countries that are hostile.
Every evening four snail are placed on thew ribbons of concrete and the time they take to reach St Ives from Cambridge is recorded, obviously you breed from the fastest stock.
Below is all the evidence you need to prove my long held conviction that the university is conducting secretive research under cover of the guided busway.
I took this picture today as the snail concerned raced up the tree truck I was taking a picture of. What more can you want as evidence. This also makes me wonder about the latest reported problems with the busway, namely that there are cracks along them and the supports are moving. This has been described as caused by the ground conditions. Again this is an attempt to hide the truth about racing snails, the defects are obviously caused by the speeds they are achieving and the wind turbulence and cavitation effects of their passage.
You heard it here first, the truth will out!
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