Am I reading too much into the words?????

So in Homebase last week I saw two shining examples of products and services that, well, have they been really thought through. Or is it my daft mind at play once again.

First, Rug Doctor make a product called Traffic Lane Cleaner, what on earth is that about, mind with the A14 close by is it for volunteers to have a go at removing those nasty oily residues.

Then, a van parked up and signwritten Pirtek with the strapline, Fluid Transfer Solutions. No they have got nothing to do with condoms. Its a hydraulic hose replacement company, it says so in smaller letters on the back of the van.