You cant beat cracker jokes for making you go oooohhhh can you.Mind some are good well I think so anyway but then thats me.
Was helping to sort out some old christmas stuff the other day and came across some tree crackers that could have been 40 odd years old, they had lead charms in them as well as mottos that were a bit different to what we see now.
A couple of examples;
All is not beer that is bitter.
People who live in public houses, shouldnt throw glasses.
Finally a longer piece. When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost.
Bit different to those we see now eh.
The best I saw this christmas was;
Where does Tarzan buy his clothes...... A jungle sale, almost fit for Basil Brush that one.
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