I was driving today with radio 2 on for the traffic reports, did you hear the story about two animals smugglers caught in India I think it was with strange bulges in their trousers, yep thats right.
It gets better,they were searched and found to each have a slender loris, a small primate, in a specially made pouch inside their pants, you would need it as they have sharp claws.
What can I say, nothing really but I have been sniggering away for hours at the many and various twists and inuendos encapsulated within it.
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